Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Sound Bites

Just so you know, the first sound bite is a fictionalized account of something that allegedly happened. The rest is pretty much directly what happened. -Maria

Sound Bites

He examined me through the Froot Loop, his left eye squinting slightly as he watched with his right, yakking about putting gasoline in a boat the whole time. I didn’t, like, really get it or whatever, and it was totally weird that he was using the Froot Loop as a telescope, I mean, wtf is that all about? I don’t have a freakin’ boat, so I don’t need to freakin’ know how to freakin’ change freakin’ gasoline in a freakin’ boat!

Basically, I post everything "it" -- fashion, makeup, beauty, clothes, stores, books, celebrity gossip, TV, music ... etc. I am proud to have a mindless pop culture blog -- no haters please!

“Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, goodbye!” I wish they would pipe down a bit, as they are trying my patience. Why do they find the need to foul the air with their off-key voices?

Aw… that sounds like a Disney movie!

That’s scary but I think that at the end you should reveal what you are talking about… just a thought. :)

This time around you/ Hit a goose on the butt/ And made a par

Hehe, nice imagery. But the poor goose! :) Lol!

“How to Hug a Baby? What’s that?”
“Oh, it’s funny.”
“Squirrel Management Technique?”
“Oh, this is really funny.”

dont take it the wrong way i dont cut myself or anything i just really like the metaphor

“’Star Wars Galaxies- Chapter 6: Masters of the Wild’?”
“I don’t even know why I have that.”
“Aww, that’s a cute one. I hope they know their dog is mauling their child.”
“It’s hugging the baby, obviously!”

“Any time you have more questions, feel free to ask.”
“Okay, I’ll do that.”

“No, you’re not getting the picture one now that I finally got one!” [laughter]
“Omigod, what the heck?”
“Hi, Mackenzie.”
“That makes no sense.”
“Are you even doing anything?”
“Not really…”
“Mackensie?”

“Well, I don’t know how to spell her name!”
“We go together… wait, what?”
“I’m like so bored.”


“Ladies and gentlemen, headphones off, clean the peanut butter out of your ears, eyes up here.”

“Wow, that’s funny.”
I know… :)


“No, Parker, why do you want that? They cost like fifteen dollars!”

6 comments:

Gina said...

Don't let the beavers get you!

Kenzie/Noodle said...

OMG that i soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny i love it

Caitlin said...

it's a riot. you should make like a sound bites series or something. i think you should.
i have a question about gina's comment..what beavers? is it like a private joke or something?

Anonymous said...

No seriously, don't let the beavers get you!!

Also, don't let the gorilla get you by the foot. When that happens, it's all over. Right, Maria?

-Gina

Maria said...

yeah... "don't let the beavers get you" is sort of a private joke between myself and Gina. It is usually used as a farewell.

Example:

"Goodbye, Gina! Don't let the beavers get you!"

Maria said...

Hey guys!

I now have a blog entirely dedicated to sound bites! Just click on my username right above this post. Gina and Caitlin and I are working on this and we have about 22 posts as of yesterday. They're really funny and really real. (Sadly) people actually say this stuff....